I was going to call this “People who need
to be stabbed in the face”, but apparently we have to be responsible tabloid
journalists.

 

That list in full:

 

Marlon King, piece of sh*t footballer.  Note to football clubs:  anyone who signs this repeated
woman-beater when he gets out of jail will deserve nothing but utter contempt
and shame.

 

Marlon King’s piece of sh*t agent Tony
Finnigan, who claims his woman-beating client has “the right” to a Premiership
footballer’s contract when he comes out of jail.  Any decent agent would have shut the f*ck up.

 

Sky News’s Kay Bloody Burley.  We’re not advocating violence against
women, particularly on the day we’re having a go at Marlon King and his piece
of sh*t agent.  But, Christ, she
winds us up.

 

The motorcyclist with whom I had a slight
disagreement with at London Bridge this morning while cycling to work.

They say all motorbikers are in fact
soon-to-be organ donors.  I hope no
one ends up getting his brain.

 

Tiger Tiger in Croydon, who threw out
squaddies from 2 Rifles who’d been marching to celebrate being given the
freedom of the borough, saying their battle dress meant they weren’t dressed
smartly enough.

Wow.

 

But for all this, there is sweetness in the world.  Just check out this piece from my good friend Gaby, who still writes better than me and, more importantly, looks just lovely in this pic.

 

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